【 killjoy 】:

          _{——Killjoy? So we’re devolving into nicknames now, are we? That’s fine, that’s fine. I’ve been called much, much worse.}

          _{Friendship? I’m terribly sorry, but I don’t do those. If you want namby-pamby giggling and happy smily fun days, you’re talking to the wrong person. Go find Hinata Hajime’s Island Funhouse if that’s what you’re looking for. Not sure what they do there, but I’m fairly certain it’s about as lame as what you strike me as.}

          _{…? You’re not human? Or are you just being sarcastic? Either way, I was born with them. But I know someone who harvests organs if you reaaaaally want some. Though I’m not sure just duct taping them to your body will work. I may not be a doctor, but I’m not stupid.}

     「❆」—     “Do you prefer being called marshmallow head? \

          Well, first of all, I don’t know who this ‘Hinata’ kid is. Second of all, I’m enjoying myself here so I think I’ll stay.

          – Wait did I forget to introduce myself? Sorry. Name’s Jack Frost, the guy who, y'know, nips your nose and freezes everything. And you are…?”

(Source: jokuls)

【 killjoy 】:

          _{——Exactly. Everyone has their own opinion. But yeah, yeah. Sunshine and Rainbows? Do I look like a box of ‘Lucky Charms’ to you? I’m full of blood and organs. Like a real human would be. Jeez.}

          _{…You look like some smarmy ass kid. You look like a smarmy ass, barefoot, homeless kid with a walking stick. — Can I help you? I mean, I’m asking because I’m a curious guy, not because I’m actually going to help you.}

     「❆」—     “Easy there, killjoy. There really isn’t any reason to use a tone like that on a harmless guy like me.

          Y'know, I can already see a beautiful friendship between us. Do you always go around and calling people homeless?

          Oh, and actually, it’d be mighty helpful if you could tell me where you got your blood and organs. I was thinking of signing up to be human nowadays.”

【 killjoy 】:

          _{——Well duh… If everyone’s definition of ‘fun’ was the same, then it would be boring, don’t you think? I’m not the ’haha kind of fun’ type of guy. But why should you care? You look like some kind of… well.}

     「❆」—     “… That’s one perspective, I guess.

       Yeah, I kinda already got it that you weren’t that kind of guy a few seconds ago. Not so full of sunshines and rainbows, are you?

                —- Oh, and what exactly do I look like to you?”

【 ??? 】:

          _{——Friendliness is in my nature! Why, I just l-o-v-e, love! Making new friends. Aren’t they just great? Especially when they cry and scream and beg for forgiveness. I just got done playing with some of my… ‘friends’. We had so much f-u-n… FUN!}

     「❆」—     “Cry and scream, huh?

                You got a pretty weird definition of fun there, buddy.”